Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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