you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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