she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
FUCK WHALES
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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