I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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