Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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