I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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