all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Randomize
