all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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