that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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