That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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