are you still at the devil's house?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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