Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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