your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
