O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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