Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Randomize