Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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