your room smells of hookers.
And success
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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