At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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