Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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