big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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