I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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