i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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