why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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Someone shattered a urinal.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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