Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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