I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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