Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
