He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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