I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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