Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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