no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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