The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I think people are normalizing furries
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