I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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