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say what?
wanna hang out?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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