I must be too annoying 4 u.
Kiss
Puke
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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