she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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