is your mom at the bar?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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