How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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