I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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