it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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