Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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