is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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