But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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