cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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