so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
