Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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