I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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