Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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