Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The Olympian is in my bed
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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