My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
