But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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