Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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