i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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