it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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